Orange was all Over New Black

NEW Black / Orange Skirt!

First day at my new job,  very excited.

A wee casual job just a couple if days a week. 

Got up early and got dressed in my new black skirt and white top (as requested). I was ready for to start my day and make a great impression on my first day. Note pad in hand and off I set. 

I knew I was going to be really but rather early than late. I decided to take a couple of paracetamol as I had a wee bit of a headache and I thought that would not be good on my first day. So there I was sitting in my lovely car (Love my car) taking a drink to wash down the drugs, when they got stuck in my throat.

The next thing I new there was  projectile vomit all over me and my car, throwing open my door what was left in my stomach landed on the road in front of me. 

It was bright orange and thick like jelly. See Orange is the new Black - well I hope it is because that is what I was covered in.

 As I stood in the middle of the road trying my hardest to not cry I felt the sudden urge to laugh as another car pulled up and asked if I was leaving the car spot I was in. I answered politely "Sorry No" as vomit dripped down my legs.

• I had 30 minutes to get cleaned up, get new clothes and get my now smelly ass to work.
• I pulled myself together and with help from my partner and some friends I made it to work on time.
• Although I did spend most of the day thinking 'can I smell vomit' and 'I want my be'.
• Also must book car in to be cleaned - I do like my car - I am not normally a car person but this one is super cute.

Cute Vomit Car!

My first day at work was one I think I will never forget and two people said to me - these things happen.... Really.... 

Follow-Up: No chocolate - not really feeling like it at the moment - must be a good thing. People on the course think I am someone I am not - because of the pictures I have taken. I feel like a fraud. I do have more work to do for the course but I think I will pass tonight.