Big knickers

Butterfly

So a few days ago I decided I needed some bigger pants/knickers to stop my jelly belly wobbling. My body is it backwards it decided to go back to caterpillar.

I decided not to get the super suck everything in knickers, they seem to squish the bulgy bits that I am trying to hide to other areas of the body. 

Love handles - become back boobs

Fat bum - pushed to give both bigger love handles and larger thighs

Large thighs - make lovely knee bulges 

After a number of shops and sore get I decide on a pair that I thought were quite stylish.

Pinkish in colour, with a nice lace patter on the front. They reminded me of something straight out the 1950's. I loved my new pants.

I wore them today, I was so comfy and I had swagger. That is until I we've to the loo. There I was sitting on the toilet when I noticed that my new 1950's stylish pants had a second gusset...

In one of my many past lives I worked as a carer in a retirement home. So as soon as I saw this second gusset, I knew exactly what it was....

So it is official... I bought my first pair of incontinent pants for my woman pads to fit nicely into... 

Follow up:  4th exercise still missing. The mug with the weird handle - found out it holds a wee spoon - so I had a lovely mug of hot chocolate. Yum