Public toilets

PSorry top get a but down and dirty! But I have a number of pet hates regarding public toilets...

First: if I have to go into a stall next to someone... I feel as if I'm sitting with them doing the toilet.

So no farting.
Defently NO poo.... Unless it had a mind of it's own.
Try and do slight wee.

Second I am already very conscious standing in the long line that is always in the ladies when you are on your own.

No eye contact.
No farting... Even if you really need to.
Try not to do the pee dance and give away how much you need the toilet.

(Different if your with a girl friends.)

Lastly, I hate dirty toilets.

A wee jobby (poo) starring up at you.
Pee on the floor and/or the seat.
Anything a dark brown colour anywhere.

Follow up: hot chocolate one. Exercise not much but I have been doing a lot of walking. Oh and I also had chocolate desert.